May 27, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
“Barack Obama doesn’t like black people.” -Kanye West….Oh wait, Kanye said- “George Bush doesn’t like black people,” that’s right…I forgot! Well, the TDZ has a new quote for you: “Barack Obama hates sea life and fishermen and loves big oil!”
During the Hurricane Katrina aftermath, Kanye, and the rest of the ‘Hollywierd” goons, claimed President Bush was a racist and magically manipulated Mother Nature’s winds to create a Hurricane that would destroy New Orleans and all the black people that resided there.
Yep, Bush manipulated the winds and Cheney strapped on his scuba gear and planted bombs at the bottom of the levies so that they could wipe out New Orleans’ black population.
Can you say “go-go-gadget stretch?” So, since Sir, Say-it-Through-the-Wire, Kanyeezy decided to go on a couple personal vacations instead of holding fundraisers for sea life cleanup and fishermen who are out of jobs, we decided we, the TDZ, would play the role of the ‘lame-stream-leftist media’ and create our own Bush-Cheney-esk conspiracy about Obama & big oil.
It goes like this: President Obama infiltrated the pipeline explosion by sending an undercover Haliburton operative to plant the bomb. This of course was done due to the pressure he was receiving from the weirdo go-green freaks that were pissed at him for recently signing a bill that would permit additional offshore oil exploration. By causing this disaster Obama was successful in four ways: one, he has damaged the U.S.’s future likelihood of off shore oil drilling. Two, he’s taking out all the non-governmental capitalist businesses on the Gulf Coast that rely on fish, beaches, and travel. Three, due to the lack of oil supplies the government will be forced to raise the gas tax to create alternative sources of energy.
And four, because Obama truly hates fish life and fishermen! Right, Kanyeezy? Oh, and one more little thing….because Obama happens to be the top recipient of BP political donations!
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April 14, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
As Journey once said- “Don’t stop believin’, hold on to the feelin’!” Why? Well, because there is some fabulous news from the new ObamaCare Bill. This lovely bill is the gift that just keeps on giving.
Due to the restrictions within the bill, there are at least 60 hospitals nationwide that will not be opening, and I’m sure there are more to come. 60 hospitals closing amounts to tens-of-thousands of medical field jobs being killed… Bravo!
How are hospitals built? Have you ever driven by a hospital under construction? How many thousands of construction jobs will that kill in addition to the thousands of medical field jobs? What about all the people that make products that supply hospitals? What about all the high tech x-ray, ultrasound and MRI systems…who makes those? This will amount to tens-of-thousands of other jobs being lost. Bravo!
What about the most important factor of all? What about the millions of people these hospitals would have treated? What about their desperate need for additional hospitals and medical field professionals? What about the millions of dollars in tax revenues these hospitals would have created? What about the boost to the economies and real estate markets in the areas in which these hospitals were planned to open?
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Everyone bring your hands together and give a loud round-of-applause for the great service ObamaCare has rendered to these 60 hospitals, the people they were supposed to treat, the Doctors involved in opening them, the workers that would have constructed them, the tax dollars they would have generated, and the lifting up of the local real estate economies where they were planned. Well done Democrats! http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/64034
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March 8, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Did you all know that Mark McGwire had a brother in the cable news business? Click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nObPplOGUdI Wow! Apparently, Mark and Dylan have the same “Nutritionist” too. . . The only difference is Mark used the needle-in-the-butt nutrition to go yard on the ball field, while his brother, Dylan ‘Roid-Rage’ Ratigan, uses it to go berserk in the news room. Hey Dylan, ease up on the “needle therapy,” you roid-monkey!!
My favorite part of Dylan’s rant was this: “You’re wasting valuable oxygen. Can we please cut off this man’s microphone? He has no interest in answering any of my questions. Mark, a pleasure – actually not really a pleasure. It was offensive. You’re offensive. Your treatment of my show as a vehicle to spread your propaganda, ignore my questions, offensive. And an indication of what is wrong with the dialogue in this country, period. ..”
Haha! Dylan, you sounded like a spoiled little school-boy brat crying about whom gets first player on Mario Kart. . . Dylan, the only indication we got from this is that your opinion of “dialogue in this country” is hypocritical and wack, and that you’re just a little huffy-puffy, school-boy, roid-ragin,’ freak! Easy on the ‘needle therapy,’ bud!!
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March 3, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Once again, the ever so cunning, promise one thing and do completely the opposite, silly little creatures, known as Lib’s, are being butt-nuggets! This time the greasy little Lib’s are all butt-hurt with Kentucky Senator, Jim Bunning, because he’s blocking a $15 billion bill full of a bunch of big government, socialist, b.s., that we simply can’t afford!
The ironic thing is that recently, the supposedly “fiscal disciplined” Lib’s agreed to a “Pay-as-you-go” (PAYGO) budgeting manuever in order to pass a bill that permitted the federal deficit to increase by another $1.7 trillion dollars. The PAYGO budgeting states that in order for the federal government to pass a bill, they have to determine at that time how they’re going to pay for it… you know, like if you wanted to go by a new car you would actually have to think about how you’re going to pay for it instead of just throwing it on your credit card and forgetting about it. What!?!? Think about how to pay for something? That’s a completely weird idea!! I prefer my Obama-card instead! I like free money!
When the Lib’s brought this $15 billion dollar bill to the senate floor to be voted on, Senator Jim Bunning said- “I object.” Why? Because Jim had the nards to serve up a platter of Facial to the lip-service Lib’s who always claim one thing and do the opposite. You see, he objected because in the proposed $15 billion dollar bill the Lib’s wanted him to support, the senate had only determined how to pay for $5 billion of that bill. So, that little PAYGO requirement that the Lib’s agreed to do didn’t seem to mean anything and Jim wanted to put the Lib’s on blast for it! Of course the “drive-by media” goons spun it to make Senator Bunning look like a hatemonger. Go figure!
Looks like the only “pay-as-you-go” that’s going on right now seems to be the ”Cornhusker Kickback,” “Louisiana Purchase,” and “Gator-aide!” Senator Bunning, thanks for walking the walk. If only the rest of our elected officials had the backbone you have. As a result of your efforts, the TDZ awards you with the highly desired Bad Ace of the Week Award! Click here for the full story & video: http://blog.heritage.org/2010/03/02/senator-jim-bunning-%E2%80%93-%E2%80%9Ci-object%E2%80%9D/
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