John ‘Sleazy’ Edwards

January 27, 2010 | Posted by TDZ

First, we had the sexually explicit film starring Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee, a very classy couple indeed! Then, the notorious night vision smut staring Paris, ‘Party Girl,’ Hilton with some old D-bag. Next, was the very disturbing video of Kim Kardashian getting ‘jiggy’ with the no-talent-tool, Ray J! Who will be next to join this notorious gang of D-list celebrity perv’s to have a sex tape? Well, how about the former Democratic presidential candidate, John, ‘The Breck Girl,’ Edwards!? As if this creep did not have enough problems already. This total turd is going down so very wrong! Johnny-boy’s ‘creepathon-time-line’ is as follows: first, he cheated on his wife of thirty years that has breast cancer, I might add while on the campaign trail. Next, this genius got his videographer/mistress knocked up. (Not using protection that is very wise, very wise indeed!) Johnny slime-ball was then caught by the National Inquirer leaving his mistress’s hotel room after a night of fun, which wasn’t easy, when Edwards saw the National Inquirer he ran away and hid in the lobby bathroom like a total wimp. Edwards then got his former aide to fake a paternity test and steal one of the baby’s diapers to perform a DNA test on its poop…which, obviously, turned out well for him! Now, Edwards is also facing questions about whether he improperly used campaign funds in paying more than $100,000 to his Baby Mama’s production company. Edwards, you are one demented, sick, egomaniac weirdo! Good luck with your future political career, ya freak!