February 22, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Janeane Garofalo… who? And “has been” Rosie O’donnell recently demonstrated their stupidity and ignorance. While one snarling wildebeest would jealously spew corrosive venom, the other wallowed in self loathing pity. I remember the good ol’ days when Rosie worked for VH1 on “Stand Up Spotlight.” She was funny, cuddly and friendly. Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot happened? And again I ask, “who is this Garofalo person, and why do I want to smash my head into a brick wall when she speaks?” Perhaps she is the nanny for Rosie’s children? If someone who grows a dependency on prescribed medication for a legitimate back injury is a so called “junkie,” according to Rosie O’donnell and her personal assistant. What then would you call a person who knowingly and willingly seeks out cocaine, a known illegal drug, and uses it? We would call that person Barack Obama. If you must hear Rosie and her house maid’s snarling conversation click here. But don’t say I didn’t warn you, it will hurt your brain.
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December 11, 2009 | Posted by TDZ
We know that all of you wake up Friday morning and scurry down your stairs to view our Friday comb-over or creation zing. This week we are breaking from this schedule due to an “Emergency Nugget Interruption.” However, the extreme nuggets we are going to zing do happen to have a comb-over and a creation. Coincidence? I think not! Dick (we couldn’t agree more) Wolf, or his real name, Richard Anthony, is the creator of “Law and Order,” but more importantly, he is a moron. Recently, on “Law and Order” they covered a case where a man went on a killing spree of immigrant children. Guess what the show tried to blame for this man’s killing spree. Mental problems? A terrible childhood? Liberals? Keith Olbermann? Negative folks! They tried to pin it on Rush Limbaugh, O’Reilly and Beck. Well Dick, you are a very small, flaccid man and you don’t have the cojones to appear on any of their shows to discuss your ranting lunacy. Your hair sucks and so does your show! Your ratings are down, so I guess it’s the old “let’s say ridiculous things and hope to get some more ratings bit.” You, Unckie Harry Reid and Alan Dis-Grayson are running the same wack play out of the same wack book. Now on to Richard “Butt-Face” Belzer, who plays a small role on “Law and Order.” A few years ago this genius said the military is full of “uneducated people” who “couldn’t get jobs anywhere else.” Well, I guess the old saying is true, idiots do stick together. Fear not though, Belzer got his. Check out this clip of him getting choked out by Hulk Hogan. It’s 10 minutes long and worth every minute! Hogan and Mr. T zing Belzar really good, and then gave him the ultimate zing- a choke out (he really does get choked out). It’s classic! I watched it 70 times last night and it was the best Thursday evening I’ve had in ages. The highlights are 3:20-3:30, 4:26-4:36, 5:52-6:30, but you really have to watch the entire thing to fully appreciate it. P.S. Richard Belzar, how come you never told anybody that you had a twin by the name of Bea Arthur?
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | Tags: bea arthur, bil o'reilly, choke hold, Dick wolf, fox news, glenn beck, Hulk Hogan, law & order, law and order, Mr. T, pass out, richard belzar, rush limbaugh, sean hannity | 2 Comments »
October 29, 2009 | Posted by admin
This “Sportscaster ” turned “Political Commentator” is a certified wacko! Olbermann has so many ludicrous statements that I couldn’t get through 10% of them in a 40 hour work week! It’s like every time he opens his mouth something malicious, repugnant or putrid is uttered! It must be due to his mild case of “celiac disease,” which causes chronic diarrhea… of the mouth! (Olby really suffers from this. Wiki-it) Olby’s endless amount of Hershey squirts must be backing up and exploding out his mouth! Here is an example of just one of his most rancid and rank comments: “Al Qaeda really hurt us, but not as much as Rupert Murdoch has hurt us, particularly in the case of Fox News. Fox News is worse than Al Qaeda —worse for our society. It’s as dangerous as the Ku Klux Klan ever was.” Am I in the “Twilight Zone?” That comment alone should be a career ender. Luckily for Olbermann, he has perfected the suckling of the chain of command ‘teet’ of the left winged MSNBC! How could any logical person make such a statement? ”Fox News is worse than Al Qaeda.” Al Qaeda attacked us on 9/11 and murdered 2,752 Americans! Many dreams and lives were shattered in a matter of minutes on that horrific day. And this sub-human Uberstain loser uses this, one of the most terrible days in American history, to further his pathetic agenda of liberal lunacy!? Mr. Olbermann, you are the “Worst Person in the World.” Moron!!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: al qaeda, fox news, keith olbermann, msnbc, rupert murdoch, rush limbaugh, sean hannity | 7 Comments »
Janeane Garofalo… who? And “has been” Rosie O’donnell recently demonstrated their stupidity and ignorance. While one snarling wildebeest would jealously spew corrosive venom, the other wallowed in self loathing pity. I remember the good ol’ days when Rosie worked for VH1 on “Stand Up Spotlight.” She was funny, cuddly and friendly. Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot happened? And again I ask, “who is this Garofalo person, and why do I want to smash my head into a brick wall when she speaks?” Perhaps she is the nanny for Rosie’s children? If someone who grows a dependency on prescribed medication for a legitimate back injury is a so called “junkie,” according to Rosie O’donnell and her personal assistant. What then would you call a person who knowingly and willingly seeks out cocaine, a known illegal drug, and uses it? We would call that person Barack Obama. If you must hear Rosie and her house maid’s snarling conversation click here. But don’t say I didn’t warn you, it will hurt your brain.
