February 22, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Janeane Garofalo… who? And “has been” Rosie O’donnell recently demonstrated their stupidity and ignorance. While one snarling wildebeest would jealously spew corrosive venom, the other wallowed in self loathing pity. I remember the good ol’ days when Rosie worked for VH1 on “Stand Up Spotlight.” She was funny, cuddly and friendly. Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot happened? And again I ask, “who is this Garofalo person, and why do I want to smash my head into a brick wall when she speaks?” Perhaps she is the nanny for Rosie’s children? If someone who grows a dependency on prescribed medication for a legitimate back injury is a so called “junkie,” according to Rosie O’donnell and her personal assistant. What then would you call a person who knowingly and willingly seeks out cocaine, a known illegal drug, and uses it? We would call that person Barack Obama. If you must hear Rosie and her house maid’s snarling conversation click here. But don’t say I didn’t warn you, it will hurt your brain.
Categories: Daily Zings | 
Tags: attack, glenn beck, janeane garofalo, jealous, rosie o'donnell, rush limbaugh, sean hannity, venom, wildebeest | 
1 Comment »
February 3, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Fox News viewers are a bunch of “tin foil hatters, conspiracy theorists, paranoids and racists.” –Keith, The Stain, Olbermann. “It’s really not news – it’s pushing a point of view. And the bigger thing is that other news organizations...ought not to treat them that way, and we’re not going to treat them that way…” –White House Advisor David ‘Leather & Spice’ Axelrod. “Fox is not a news organization so much as it has a perspective…” --Rham, The Ballerina, Emmanuel. “Fox is not a traditional news organization...we don’t feel an obligation to treat them like a CNN or ABC or NBC…” --White House Communications Director Dan Pfeiffer
Well, Obama worshipping, liberal, butt-boys...time to get a royal facial!
According to a recent Public Policy Poll, 49 percent of Americans said they trust Fox News Channel over any other news organization…including CNN, MSNBC, HLN, ABC, NBC, and CBS. In fact, Fox was the only national NEWS ORGANIZATION that more people trusted than distrusted… Hey, ‘Sir Leather & Spice,’ can you say- “facial!?”
Oh, what’s that…you want a little cheese with that whine? Sorry, ‘Dancin’ Dead-fish Emmanuel,’ how about a little salt on your open wound instead!
During the coverage of the Haiti earthquake Fox averaged over 1.5 million viewers compared to less than 500,000 at MSNBC. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/15/fox-news-wins-haiti-ratin_n_425422.html
During the night of the Scott Brown election Fox’s “Hannity” had over 6 million viewers…that’s almost double CNN, MSNBC, and HLN, COMBINED. Ought oh, did someone just ‘Keith their pants?' http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/21/fox-news-ratings-explode_n_431478.html
During the ‘State of the All Talk and No Walk’…I mean, The State of the Union, Fox doubled the ratings of CNN and MSNBC, COMBINED. http://www.mediaite.com/tv/fox-news-dominates-state-of-the-union-cable-news-ratings/
Moral to the story, the person, or organization, that seems to be “out of touch” isn’t Fox News, but rather the White House Administration and its cheerleaders in the mainstream news! PS- You want a little cherry on top? Fox News Channel has had 13 of the top 15 most viewed Cable News Programs in the last 5 months!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: ABC, CBS, cnn, david axelrod, FNC ratings, Fox, fox news, Fox News ratings, funny politics, Hannity, HLN, keith olbermann, liberals, msnbc, NBC, obama, Olberstain, political humor, Political Satire, Rham Emanuel, sean hannity, The Daily Zing, white house, zing | 1 Comment »
December 11, 2009 | Posted by TDZ
We know that all of you wake up Friday morning and scurry down your stairs to view our Friday comb-over or creation zing. This week we are breaking from this schedule due to an “Emergency Nugget Interruption.” However, the extreme nuggets we are going to zing do happen to have a comb-over and a creation. Coincidence? I think not! Dick (we couldn’t agree more) Wolf, or his real name, Richard Anthony, is the creator of “Law and Order,” but more importantly, he is a moron. Recently, on “Law and Order” they covered a case where a man went on a killing spree of immigrant children. Guess what the show tried to blame for this man’s killing spree. Mental problems? A terrible childhood? Liberals? Keith Olbermann? Negative folks! They tried to pin it on Rush Limbaugh, O’Reilly and Beck. Well Dick, you are a very small, flaccid man and you don’t have the cojones to appear on any of their shows to discuss your ranting lunacy. Your hair sucks and so does your show! Your ratings are down, so I guess it’s the old “let’s say ridiculous things and hope to get some more ratings bit.” You, Unckie Harry Reid and Alan Dis-Grayson are running the same wack play out of the same wack book. Now on to Richard “Butt-Face” Belzer, who plays a small role on “Law and Order.” A few years ago this genius said the military is full of “uneducated people” who “couldn’t get jobs anywhere else.” Well, I guess the old saying is true, idiots do stick together. Fear not though, Belzer got his. Check out this clip of him getting choked out by Hulk Hogan. It’s 10 minutes long and worth every minute! Hogan and Mr. T zing Belzar really good, and then gave him the ultimate zing- a choke out (he really does get choked out). It’s classic! I watched it 70 times last night and it was the best Thursday evening I’ve had in ages. The highlights are 3:20-3:30, 4:26-4:36, 5:52-6:30, but you really have to watch the entire thing to fully appreciate it. P.S. Richard Belzar, how come you never told anybody that you had a twin by the name of Bea Arthur?
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | Tags: bea arthur, bil o'reilly, choke hold, Dick wolf, fox news, glenn beck, Hulk Hogan, law & order, law and order, Mr. T, pass out, richard belzar, rush limbaugh, sean hannity | 2 Comments »
October 29, 2009 | Posted by admin
This “Sportscaster ” turned “Political Commentator” is a certified wacko! Olbermann has so many ludicrous statements that I couldn’t get through 10% of them in a 40 hour work week! It’s like every time he opens his mouth something malicious, repugnant or putrid is uttered! It must be due to his mild case of “celiac disease,” which causes chronic diarrhea… of the mouth! (Olby really suffers from this. Wiki-it) Olby’s endless amount of Hershey squirts must be backing up and exploding out his mouth! Here is an example of just one of his most rancid and rank comments: “Al Qaeda really hurt us, but not as much as Rupert Murdoch has hurt us, particularly in the case of Fox News. Fox News is worse than Al Qaeda —worse for our society. It’s as dangerous as the Ku Klux Klan ever was.” Am I in the “Twilight Zone?” That comment alone should be a career ender. Luckily for Olbermann, he has perfected the suckling of the chain of command ‘teet’ of the left winged MSNBC! How could any logical person make such a statement? ”Fox News is worse than Al Qaeda.” Al Qaeda attacked us on 9/11 and murdered 2,752 Americans! Many dreams and lives were shattered in a matter of minutes on that horrific day. And this sub-human Uberstain loser uses this, one of the most terrible days in American history, to further his pathetic agenda of liberal lunacy!? Mr. Olbermann, you are the “Worst Person in the World.” Moron!!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: al qaeda, fox news, keith olbermann, msnbc, rupert murdoch, rush limbaugh, sean hannity | 7 Comments »
October 22, 2009 | Posted by admin
Following the lead of Hugo Chavez, President Obama, and his Mao Tse Tung praising, dead fish wielding, combover adorning, cabinet, have criticized Fox News and declared that they are not a news source. They also said that the Secretary of the Treasury, “Turbo-Tax Tim Geithner” made an “honest mistake” on his taxes. Anyhow, they have asked other news organizations to ignore the news stories that Fox breaks. Awesome President Cast… I mean Obama. If we follow your logic, President Obama, shouldn’t you be standing up for Fox News? After all, you & your cabinet are strong proponents of equal air time on radio & cable TV, ie- “Fairness Doctrine.” Since Fox News is the only right-of-center news network on cable TV, you should actually be forcing CNN and MSNBC to share their air time with FOX News so that the viewers of CNN and MSNBC can be “fairly” informed by both sides of the aisle. Wait! There aren’t really any viewers on CNN and MSNBC so just forget about that comment.
OK, OK, OK, back to this championship fight. We’re stoked about our main event. We have the Whitehouse vs. Fox News. We predict Fox News will come out strong in the first two rounds with Fox & Friends. We think the 3rd, 4th and 5th rounds are going to be tough as Anita Dunn uses her Mao Tse Tung evil revolutionary techniques to take down the Fox Report and Studio B. Fear not though, the 7th and 8th round will be dominated by Fox News as Cavuto & Beck bring back a burst of energy to beat down David Axelrod. At this point we predict the Whitehouse will realize their losing, get desperate, and send out their closer, Sir Dancing Dead Fish Emanual; however, his dancing will not be able to withstand the power and force of the O’Reilly, Hannity, Greta uppercut that will ultimately knock out the Whitehouse. Only time will tell, but we feel safe putting our money where our mouth is. In another great bout (Taliban vs. Women’s rights) we feel as long as the women of Iraq and Afganistan have the US military in there corner they will be victorious. The other fight that we’re really excited about is The Governator vs. The Cyborgs. After being denied the request to blow up the CA state deficit with a bazooka, we’re sure he’s looking to “blow off some steam, Bennet.”
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: anita dunn, attack, david axelrod, fox news, glenn beck, not a news source, obama, rahm emanuel, sean hannity | 7 Comments »
Janeane Garofalo… who? And “has been” Rosie O’donnell recently demonstrated their stupidity and ignorance. While one snarling wildebeest would jealously spew corrosive venom, the other wallowed in self loathing pity. I remember the good ol’ days when Rosie worked for VH1 on “Stand Up Spotlight.” She was funny, cuddly and friendly. Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot happened? And again I ask, “who is this Garofalo person, and why do I want to smash my head into a brick wall when she speaks?” Perhaps she is the nanny for Rosie’s children? If someone who grows a dependency on prescribed medication for a legitimate back injury is a so called “junkie,” according to Rosie O’donnell and her personal assistant. What then would you call a person who knowingly and willingly seeks out cocaine, a known illegal drug, and uses it? We would call that person Barack Obama. If you must hear Rosie and her house maid’s snarling conversation click here. But don’t say I didn’t warn you, it will hurt your brain.
