May 24, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
This weekend on his way to a commencement speech at Yale, Bill Clinton was rear ended. Talk about “what goes around comes around.” Hey Oh! Hopefully that little fender bender didn’t leave any stains on his suit coat.
I want to punch everyone at Daily Kos in the face. According to their own philosophy, “If everyone there knew that I was going to punch them in the face, then no one would work there and they would deservedly go out of business.” Sweet! Who gets it first? http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/5/23/185826/997
Anthony Bourdain: Stain. It’s great to watch liberals make fools of themselves as they open there mouths and stupid ramblings come tumbling out. I would like him to continue traveling outside the US. Perhaps take permanent residency in a foreign land far away. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4haMBue7_E&feature=player_embedded
President Obama kicked out of the “Wayniacs” fan club, Washington chapter. http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brad-wilmouth/2010/05/22/wayne-newton-slams-obama-irresponsible-arrogant-shot-las-vegas-hypocr
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March 8, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Did you all know that Mark McGwire had a brother in the cable news business? Click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nObPplOGUdI Wow! Apparently, Mark and Dylan have the same “Nutritionist” too. . . The only difference is Mark used the needle-in-the-butt nutrition to go yard on the ball field, while his brother, Dylan ‘Roid-Rage’ Ratigan, uses it to go berserk in the news room. Hey Dylan, ease up on the “needle therapy,” you roid-monkey!!
My favorite part of Dylan’s rant was this: “You’re wasting valuable oxygen. Can we please cut off this man’s microphone? He has no interest in answering any of my questions. Mark, a pleasure – actually not really a pleasure. It was offensive. You’re offensive. Your treatment of my show as a vehicle to spread your propaganda, ignore my questions, offensive. And an indication of what is wrong with the dialogue in this country, period. ..”
Haha! Dylan, you sounded like a spoiled little school-boy brat crying about whom gets first player on Mario Kart. . . Dylan, the only indication we got from this is that your opinion of “dialogue in this country” is hypocritical and wack, and that you’re just a little huffy-puffy, school-boy, roid-ragin,’ freak! Easy on the ‘needle therapy,’ bud!!
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March 2, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
You unlock this door with a vote of stupidity. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of narcissism, a dimension of deceit, a dimension of yuck. You’re moving into a land of both half truths and flat out lies, of bribes and bad ideas; you’ve just crossed over into the “Capitol Hill Zone.”
The actress with the lead role in the ‘Capitol Hill Zone,’ is Nancy Pelosi. Kudos to the hair, make-up and costume guy, I don’t know how he came up with that look but Nancy gives me the creeps every time I see her. A Tony is headed your way, Sir.
In last week’s episode, Nancy said she considers herself a part of the Tea Party movement. Link here. But Nancy, didn’t you say the Tea Party was astroturf, and compare them to Nazis? Now I’m so confused!
My guess is Nancy has finally realized that the Tea Party is not just a group of complaining, hillbilly conservatives, but an actual movement consisting of Republicans, Independents and Democrats and she is now trying to save herself with the old “if you can’t beat them, join them” attitude. Sounds like a great plan Nancy, and it would have worked, but unfortunately, we live in a world with those ‘magic TV machines’ that record everything you say.
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February 12, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
“I’d like
Chrissy Matthews, host of Wiffle ball, right here tonight. I want him brought from his nutty ‘MSLSD’ studio over there on Elitist Lane, with all the other loony Libs, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his wind blown comb-over dome. And, I want to look him straight in the eyes and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing,
creepy, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred,
overstuffed,
ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless, fat-*ss, bug-eyed,
tingle-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh*t he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh*t! Where’s the Tylenol?” — National Lampoon’s Washington D.C. Vacation.
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November 16, 2009 | Posted by TDZ
What are these guys thinking? They have to know what the term “teabagging” means. Here is a link if you do not know its meaning. (Not suitable for children) So if these lib’s think we’re “teabaggers”, who then do they think we’re “teabagging?” We’re teabagging them obviously! Higher taxes, teabag! Government run health care, teabag! Cap and Trade, teabag! I know Clinton knows what teabagging is, he made it presidential, just ask Monica. Keith Olberman knows what it is also, just ask Chris Matthews. As for David Shuster and Maddow, I don’t even know who these two dudes are, but I can see why they work for MSNBC. Janeane Gara…Garof… oh it doesn’t matter, you wouldn’t know who she is anyway. I don’t know why they enjoy emasculating themselves like this, but then again, I don’t understand why lib’s do half of the things they do. So, you self proclaimed comedian lib’s, keep calling us teabaggers, but just remember, you’re the ones getting teabagged!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: anderson cooper, bill, bill clinton, chris matthews, david shuster, Harry Reid, janeane garofalo, jon stewart, keith olbermann, maher, Nancy Pelosi, obama, rachel maddow, tea bagger, tea bagging, tea party | 18 Comments »
This weekend on his way to a commencement speech at Yale, Bill Clinton was rear ended. Talk about “what goes around comes around.” Hey Oh! Hopefully that little fender bender didn’t leave any stains on his suit coat.
