February 23, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Harry, the creepy, soft-talking, grease-ball is at it again! This time he made a threat to his fellow Nevadans. How did he threaten them? Well, ‘Scary Harry,’ while talking about the highly saturated domestic crisis shelters in his home state, said – “Men, when they’re out of work, tend to become abusive. . .” So let me get this right Harry, you creepy goon…what you’re saying is that next November if you’re not reelected you’re going to become abusive? Because you’re surely going to be out of a job for none other than being abusive, not to your wife though, rather to your fellow republican senators, the American people, and your constituents! You better get a good marriage therapist now, you’re going to need one next November, butt-face-Reid!!
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February 15, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Uhhh… you say what now? That poll said what? Wait a second, what’s the numbers again? Can we throw in some more words like “hope” and “change” and possibly get those poll numbers back in our favor? Hey Rham, has Uncle Joe (Biden) been appearing on a lot of networks lately…I mean golly, what’s the deal with the American people!? TDZ sources tell us that these have been the words repeatedly uttered out of President Obama’s mouth lately…well, so maybe that’s not completely true, but if Uncle Joe can start claiming credit for all the success that’s occurring in Iraq, the TDZ can predict the words being spoken by “O”!
Poll update alert:
According to recent Rasmussen poll, just 28% of Americans think our representatives in the House and Senate should continue building on the current health care bills in the House & Senate. 61% think they should completely scrap them and start over. http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/61262
According to a recent Quinnipiac poll, only 25% of Americans think terror suspects should be tried with the same constitutional rights as U.S. civilians. http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/61201
According to a recent Gallup poll, just 36% of Americans approve of President Obama’s handling of the economy. http://www.politico.com/blogs/laurarozen/0210/Job_approval.html
According to a recent Pew poll, just 28% of Americans think Global Warming should be within the top 20 priorities of the current administration. http://people-press.org/report/584/policy-priorities-2010
According to a recent Rasmussen poll, 63% of Americans believe it would be better for the country if the current incumbents in congress were not reelected this November. (Rasmussen poll here)_
According to a recent TDZ poll, 100% of Americans think the “Inglourious Basterds” should be flown into Iran to take care of Ah-ma-GOON-a-job! http://www.flickr.com/photos/thedailyzing/4343175932/
All the TDZ can say is, “poll over” Obama Administration…you’re going way too fast and reckless with all your wack and irresponsible policies!! And as for the accident prone Uncle Biden, please take our words of advice literally!
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February 12, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
“I’d like
Chrissy Matthews, host of Wiffle ball, right here tonight. I want him brought from his nutty ‘MSLSD’ studio over there on Elitist Lane, with all the other loony Libs, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his wind blown comb-over dome. And, I want to look him straight in the eyes and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing,
creepy, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred,
overstuffed,
ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless, fat-*ss, bug-eyed,
tingle-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh*t he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh*t! Where’s the Tylenol?” — National Lampoon’s Washington D.C. Vacation.
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February 11, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
When political life is tough and you can’t seem to convince your constituents to vote for you, why not just buy their vote? That’s what the Lib’s have up their sleeves! The Mercatus Center at George Mason University has recently revealed where your $787 billion “stimulus” tax-dollars have been aimed, and based upon their results, they may as well have been aimed for the toilet! The Obama Administration’s whole promise that unemployment would not exceed 8% if the stimulus bill was passed didn’t seem to work out too well. Of the $787 billion, thus far just over $157 billion has been awarded. And guess which political districts got most of that ‘cash-money?’ How’d you know? The Democrats! The Mercatus Center reports that of the $157 billion that’s been awarded, 73% of that money has been funneled into Democratic districts…and only 27% into Republican districts. The average dollar amount awarded per Democratic district is almost double that of the amount awarded per Republican district. The average Democratic district has received $439,200,100…while the average Republican district only received $232,047,857. Imagine that! Look out GOP, the Lib’s have hoarded over half a trillion dollars of that so-called “stimulus money,” and they intend to spit that out this election year on their constituents as fast and uncontrollably as Rham Emanuel spits out expletives! So next time you’re in a pickle and can’t seem to win-over your critics’ support…forget about it! Do it the ‘Obama-Rham-Chi-town way,’ and just buy their support!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrLEqw0q5hg
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February 9, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
For the everyday Americans watching the main stream news, they must think the “Tea Party Movement” is some type of unsolved algorithm that could rid the universe of cancer. Every single day one hears news anchors asking- “who is behind the ‘Tea Party Movement?’” Is there any basis to these “primarily white, middle class, ultra right and confused Americans?” Are these just “well heeled scoundrels and demagogues being strenuously advertised by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News?” “Who is at the head of the Tea Party Movement and does their message have any traction?” Well, you elitist, out-of-touch, goons in the media, allow me to assist you! (This advice also goes for you creepy leftist bloggers sitting in your underpants in your parent’s dark basement with your little Macintosh Notebook on your lap as you look up scholarly words for your next blog post!) The fact that you don’t understand the “Tea Party Movement” is precisely why your ratings blow!! You’re out of touch with the everyday Americans. Americans that are sick and tired of elitist punks in Washington believing their prestigious Ivy League diploma provides them with a ticket to tell the rest of us how we should, or should not, live our lives. The “Tea Party Movement” is simple. We want 5 things: less government control and entitlement programs, lower taxes, no rewarding “too big to fail” corporations with so called “bail-outs,” honesty from our elected officials, and fiscal discipline…you know, spending less than you actually make! Oh my goodness! Get out of here! That’s what the “Tea Party Movement” wants? What a bunch of white, redneck and ignorant racists! They want honesty, accountability, and fiscal discipline? What a bunch of right wing conspiracy theorist demagogues!! No, you elitist idiots, it’s just called the everyday beliefs of everyday Americans….or as you prefer… “Teabaggers.” Nice try though, you creepy basement bloggers and main stream media elites! Looks like you solved this “Tea Party Algorithm” about as well as that latest multi-level marketing algorithm predicted the stock market crash of 2008. Next up tonight- What’s behind the Scott Brown surprise victory…….
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