March 19, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
“Let if flow, Let yourself go, Slow and low, That is the tempo.” I’ll bet you never knew the Beastie Boys wrote those lyrics to describe Cass Sunstein’s hair-follicle-flow? Cass, of course, is the Head of the White House Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs (O.I.R.A.). His ‘Cass-flow-comb-over’ was convincing enough to win over his fellow hair follicle magicians on the Left to nominate him as the head of O.I.R.A.
More importantly though, Sir ‘Cass-flow-comb-over’s’ hair is symbolic of his brains. . .In that he only has half of one. But you wouldn’t think that in talking to his left-wing supporters, they say he’s “extremely intellectual,” “he’s a constitutional genius,” “he’s so smart that he’s dumb!” OK, we said the last one, but you get the point!
This guy’s another one of those butt-hurt, butt-nuggets that thinks he’s so “gifted” and “intelligent” that he’s “wiser” than our founding fathers. . .Cass seems to think our first amendment right of freedom of speech needs to be changed because- “like-minded people speak or listen mostly to one another.” No shiz, Sherlock! Why in tar-nation would we want to listen, take advice or trust a dude with the level of ‘hair-follicle-funktitude’ that you have!? Seriously, when was the last time you looked in the mirror? The real reason he hates freedom of speech is because he, and the rest of the loony Lib’s, despise the success of conservative talk radio, conservative cable news, and conservative websites. You can’t fool us, “Sir Ivy League!”
And if you’re still not convinced that this guy’s a goon, well, this will change your mind. ‘Cass-stain’ believes “we should celebrate tax day.” Tell you what Cass, you should celebrate a ’stop-forcing-my-hair-follicle day’ and get that wack, fibery-flow buzzed off your dome!! You look like a goon, you act like a goon, you are a philosophical goon, and you are just plain and simply a- skinny, little, creepy, comb-over enhanced, liberal, G to the O-squared, N!!!!!!!!!!!
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March 8, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Did you all know that Mark McGwire had a brother in the cable news business? Click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nObPplOGUdI Wow! Apparently, Mark and Dylan have the same “Nutritionist” too. . . The only difference is Mark used the needle-in-the-butt nutrition to go yard on the ball field, while his brother, Dylan ‘Roid-Rage’ Ratigan, uses it to go berserk in the news room. Hey Dylan, ease up on the “needle therapy,” you roid-monkey!!
My favorite part of Dylan’s rant was this: “You’re wasting valuable oxygen. Can we please cut off this man’s microphone? He has no interest in answering any of my questions. Mark, a pleasure – actually not really a pleasure. It was offensive. You’re offensive. Your treatment of my show as a vehicle to spread your propaganda, ignore my questions, offensive. And an indication of what is wrong with the dialogue in this country, period. ..”
Haha! Dylan, you sounded like a spoiled little school-boy brat crying about whom gets first player on Mario Kart. . . Dylan, the only indication we got from this is that your opinion of “dialogue in this country” is hypocritical and wack, and that you’re just a little huffy-puffy, school-boy, roid-ragin,’ freak! Easy on the ‘needle therapy,’ bud!!
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March 3, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Once again, the ever so cunning, promise one thing and do completely the opposite, silly little creatures, known as Lib’s, are being butt-nuggets! This time the greasy little Lib’s are all butt-hurt with Kentucky Senator, Jim Bunning, because he’s blocking a $15 billion bill full of a bunch of big government, socialist, b.s., that we simply can’t afford!
The ironic thing is that recently, the supposedly “fiscal disciplined” Lib’s agreed to a “Pay-as-you-go” (PAYGO) budgeting manuever in order to pass a bill that permitted the federal deficit to increase by another $1.7 trillion dollars. The PAYGO budgeting states that in order for the federal government to pass a bill, they have to determine at that time how they’re going to pay for it… you know, like if you wanted to go by a new car you would actually have to think about how you’re going to pay for it instead of just throwing it on your credit card and forgetting about it. What!?!? Think about how to pay for something? That’s a completely weird idea!! I prefer my Obama-card instead! I like free money!
When the Lib’s brought this $15 billion dollar bill to the senate floor to be voted on, Senator Jim Bunning said- “I object.” Why? Because Jim had the nards to serve up a platter of Facial to the lip-service Lib’s who always claim one thing and do the opposite. You see, he objected because in the proposed $15 billion dollar bill the Lib’s wanted him to support, the senate had only determined how to pay for $5 billion of that bill. So, that little PAYGO requirement that the Lib’s agreed to do didn’t seem to mean anything and Jim wanted to put the Lib’s on blast for it! Of course the “drive-by media” goons spun it to make Senator Bunning look like a hatemonger. Go figure!
Looks like the only “pay-as-you-go” that’s going on right now seems to be the ”Cornhusker Kickback,” “Louisiana Purchase,” and “Gator-aide!” Senator Bunning, thanks for walking the walk. If only the rest of our elected officials had the backbone you have. As a result of your efforts, the TDZ awards you with the highly desired Bad Ace of the Week Award! Click here for the full story & video: http://blog.heritage.org/2010/03/02/senator-jim-bunning-%E2%80%93-%E2%80%9Ci-object%E2%80%9D/
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February 26, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
The old saying- “God made some guys perfect, and the rest he gave hair” statement sure as Hell doesn’t make sense when you’re talking about ‘not so Harry Knox’ (a member of Obama’s faith-based advisory council). This creepy little shiny domed, extra terrestrial, freak must have lost his brains with his hair. Harry claims that the Pope is “hurting people in the name of Jesus” because he doesn’t support the use of condoms as a successful means to reducing the spread of HIV in Africa… Hey Harry, your new nickname is ‘Airy Harry’ because you’re freakin’ brainless! All you’ve got is air in that bald, E.T. looking, dome of yours! Get a clue, ya goon! Of course the Pope is against condoms as a method of preventing HIV in Africa; however, he’s surely for a method that would actually rid Africa of HIV for good. It’s called abstinence, dork-face! Furthermore, the TDZ has also come up with a cure for HIV in Africa…it’s called the ‘Scary Airy Harry Method’ and all it consists of is that all men carry around a 3×5 photo in their back pocket of the extra terrestrial, ‘Airy Harry.’ Anytime they’re approached for a little ‘luvin’,’ they just flash that card at the person and they’ll be safe forever!! President Obama, “phone home,” denounce religious bigotry, and fire this anti-catholic, extra terrestrial!!
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February 23, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Harry, the creepy, soft-talking, grease-ball is at it again! This time he made a threat to his fellow Nevadans. How did he threaten them? Well, ‘Scary Harry,’ while talking about the highly saturated domestic crisis shelters in his home state, said – “Men, when they’re out of work, tend to become abusive. . .” So let me get this right Harry, you creepy goon…what you’re saying is that next November if you’re not reelected you’re going to become abusive? Because you’re surely going to be out of a job for none other than being abusive, not to your wife though, rather to your fellow republican senators, the American people, and your constituents! You better get a good marriage therapist now, you’re going to need one next November, butt-face-Reid!!
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More importantly though, Sir ‘Cass-flow-comb-over’s’ hair is symbolic of his brains. . .In that he only has half of one. But you wouldn’t think that in talking to his left-wing supporters, they say he’s “extremely intellectual,” “he’s a constitutional genius,” “he’s so smart that he’s dumb!” OK, we said the last one, but you get the point!
This guy’s another one of those butt-hurt, butt-nuggets that thinks he’s so “gifted” and “intelligent” that he’s “wiser” than our founding fathers. . .Cass seems to think our first amendment right of freedom of speech needs to be changed because- “like-minded people speak or listen mostly to one another.” No shiz, Sherlock! Why in tar-nation would we want to listen, take advice or trust a dude with the level of ‘hair-follicle-funktitude’ that you have!? Seriously, when was the last time you looked in the mirror? The real reason he hates freedom of speech is because he, and the rest of the loony Lib’s, despise the success of conservative talk radio, conservative cable news, and conservative websites. You can’t fool us, “Sir Ivy League!”
And if you’re still not convinced that this guy’s a goon, well, this will change your mind. ‘Cass-stain’ believes “we should celebrate tax day.” Tell you what Cass, you should celebrate a ’stop-forcing-my-hair-follicle day’ and get that wack, fibery-flow buzzed off your dome!! You look like a goon, you act like a goon, you are a philosophical goon, and you are just plain and simply a- skinny, little, creepy, comb-over enhanced, liberal, G to the O-squared, N!!!!!!!!!!!
