March 15, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
It’s a zing off. Look out cause the zings are flying. First Sen. Scott Brown zinged Obama for pushing a health care bill that America doesn’t want. Then, David Axlerod (and It’s been months since we have zinged you. I don’t know why though because you are so zing worthy. Yes your comb over is wack and your leather outfits resemble that of a homosexual biker gang) zinged Brown for zinging Obama. That’s cute David, sticking up for your guy like that, “Nobody puts Barack in the corner.” Then Sen. Lindsey “Grahamnesty” zinged Axlerod for zinging Brown for zinging Obama. Then the TDZ zinged “Ghramnesty” for being a lame Republican. It has been a real zing chain of events. In any event, Axlerod is creepy and gives children nightmares but he’s not as creepy as this.
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February 9, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
For the everyday Americans watching the main stream news, they must think the “Tea Party Movement” is some type of unsolved algorithm that could rid the universe of cancer. Every single day one hears news anchors asking- “who is behind the ‘Tea Party Movement?’” Is there any basis to these “primarily white, middle class, ultra right and confused Americans?” Are these just “well heeled scoundrels and demagogues being strenuously advertised by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News?” “Who is at the head of the Tea Party Movement and does their message have any traction?” Well, you elitist, out-of-touch, goons in the media, allow me to assist you! (This advice also goes for you creepy leftist bloggers sitting in your underpants in your parent’s dark basement with your little Macintosh Notebook on your lap as you look up scholarly words for your next blog post!) The fact that you don’t understand the “Tea Party Movement” is precisely why your ratings blow!! You’re out of touch with the everyday Americans. Americans that are sick and tired of elitist punks in Washington believing their prestigious Ivy League diploma provides them with a ticket to tell the rest of us how we should, or should not, live our lives. The “Tea Party Movement” is simple. We want 5 things: less government control and entitlement programs, lower taxes, no rewarding “too big to fail” corporations with so called “bail-outs,” honesty from our elected officials, and fiscal discipline…you know, spending less than you actually make! Oh my goodness! Get out of here! That’s what the “Tea Party Movement” wants? What a bunch of white, redneck and ignorant racists! They want honesty, accountability, and fiscal discipline? What a bunch of right wing conspiracy theorist demagogues!! No, you elitist idiots, it’s just called the everyday beliefs of everyday Americans….or as you prefer… “Teabaggers.” Nice try though, you creepy basement bloggers and main stream media elites! Looks like you solved this “Tea Party Algorithm” about as well as that latest multi-level marketing algorithm predicted the stock market crash of 2008. Next up tonight- What’s behind the Scott Brown surprise victory…….
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February 3, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Fox News viewers are a bunch of “tin foil hatters, conspiracy theorists, paranoids and racists.” –Keith, The Stain, Olbermann. “It’s really not news – it’s pushing a point of view. And the bigger thing is that other news organizations...ought not to treat them that way, and we’re not going to treat them that way…” –White House Advisor David ‘Leather & Spice’ Axelrod. “Fox is not a news organization so much as it has a perspective…” --Rham, The Ballerina, Emmanuel. “Fox is not a traditional news organization...we don’t feel an obligation to treat them like a CNN or ABC or NBC…” --White House Communications Director Dan Pfeiffer
Well, Obama worshipping, liberal, butt-boys...time to get a royal facial!
According to a recent Public Policy Poll, 49 percent of Americans said they trust Fox News Channel over any other news organization…including CNN, MSNBC, HLN, ABC, NBC, and CBS. In fact, Fox was the only national NEWS ORGANIZATION that more people trusted than distrusted… Hey, ‘Sir Leather & Spice,’ can you say- “facial!?”
Oh, what’s that…you want a little cheese with that whine? Sorry, ‘Dancin’ Dead-fish Emmanuel,’ how about a little salt on your open wound instead!
During the coverage of the Haiti earthquake Fox averaged over 1.5 million viewers compared to less than 500,000 at MSNBC. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/15/fox-news-wins-haiti-ratin_n_425422.html
During the night of the Scott Brown election Fox’s “Hannity” had over 6 million viewers…that’s almost double CNN, MSNBC, and HLN, COMBINED. Ought oh, did someone just ‘Keith their pants?' http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/21/fox-news-ratings-explode_n_431478.html
During the ‘State of the All Talk and No Walk’…I mean, The State of the Union, Fox doubled the ratings of CNN and MSNBC, COMBINED. http://www.mediaite.com/tv/fox-news-dominates-state-of-the-union-cable-news-ratings/
Moral to the story, the person, or organization, that seems to be “out of touch” isn’t Fox News, but rather the White House Administration and its cheerleaders in the mainstream news! PS- You want a little cherry on top? Fox News Channel has had 13 of the top 15 most viewed Cable News Programs in the last 5 months!
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January 18, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Nearly 50 years ago the epic “I Have a Dream” speech was given by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Just as the great Dr. King had an ambitious dream, we, The Daily Zing, have a dream…a dream that involves all of us here in the United States, well, except for Nebraska, Louisiana and the liberal Unions. We have a dream that every man, woman, and child will stand up, fight and defeat the so called “cost-neutral” ($2.5 Trillion) Health Care Reform bill that’s on the verge of being passed. The same bill where representatives from the liberal Unions, and a couple representatives from Nebraska and Louisiana are making back door, self-appeasing deals with the Obama Administration in order for the Senate and House to actually obtain the necessary number of votes to pass the bill. Speaking of which, isn’t it ironic how one congress-lady from Louisiana, a senator from Nebraska, and the heads of the liberal Unions are all gung-ho in support of this bill, because it shows the “decency,” “heart,” and “compassion” of the American people, yet at the same time they’re NOT willing to put their own money where their mouth is and abide by the restrictions in the bill that the rest of the 48 states and NON-Union workers will have to abide by if the bill is passed!? Yeah, this bill sure does show something, it shows just how “NON-decent,” “UNcompassionate” and “heartLESS” the liberal Union heads and two deciding-vote representatives from Nebraska and Louisiana are…that they’ll support a bill from which they’re exempt from fully participating, all while preaching to the rest of us about how “indecent” we are for not supporting the bill. Yeah, that makes sense…NOT!!! Can you say- liberal hypocrisy dot com!?!? May this bill go down like Obama’s presidential rating…aka quick & drastically…that’s our dream! PS- Let’s go Scott Brown…take back “Teddy’s Seat”!!!!!!!!!!!
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January 11, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Say what? He said what? Harry Reid said what? Some interesting news regarding Nevada’s Senator Reid surfaced this past week, and it wasn’t ‘purdy.’ He said Barack Obama was “light skinned” and “with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.” HA-HA- HA-HA! I know it, you know it, and most of us know it. But for the remaining ignorant, refuse to listen to reason, ignore the facts, turn a blind eye, liberal, let me just tell you. Harry Reid is a (take a deep breath) no good, phony, double crossing, two faced, double standard, agenda oriented, selfish, egotistical, lying, back door dealing, bribe giver, bribe taker, constitution ruining, hypocritical, grease ball politician. (And inhale) There, now we should ALL know it. What makes this even better is Harry Reid has accused certain conservatives of racism for saying lesser things. What things you ask? Oh things like “Obama is a left wing radical,” or “Obama is inexperienced,” and somehow that translates into racism. Yeah, I guess I can see how that translates to racism… not! And the left wing media, I mean, they just did a fantastic job covering this, and by fantastic, I mean they didn’t even touch it. Do I even need to tell you what would have happened if a conservative said that? That, my friend, is some good old fashioned career ending material right there, and rightfully so. Still, somehow, Reid gets a pass. But he isn’t getting a pass from the voters of Nevada. They have decided “game over.” It was a wild ride kiddo, you made millions, help destroy the foundation America was built upon and joined the ranks of the slimiest. Reid is currently losing to all three conservative Senatorial contenders, in every poll. My guess is he retires and takes the $25 million he has stashed away in campaign contributions, and anything else he can get his grubby little hands on. But then again, Reid is one of the most arrogant, power hungry jerks in the Senate so he just might go for it. And by go for it, I mean he’ll lie, smear and cheat, but I don’t think he can fool the great Nevadans this time, he’ll go down in a glorious flame of losing defeat!
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It’s a zing off. Look out cause the zings are flying. First Sen. Scott Brown zinged Obama for pushing a health care bill that America doesn’t want. Then, David Axlerod (and It’s been months since we have zinged you. I don’t know why though because you are so zing worthy. Yes your comb over is wack and your leather outfits resemble that of a homosexual biker gang) zinged Brown for zinging Obama. That’s cute David, sticking up for your guy like that, “Nobody puts Barack in the corner.” Then Sen. Lindsey “Grahamnesty” zinged Axlerod for zinging Brown for zinging Obama. Then the TDZ zinged “Ghramnesty” for being a lame Republican. It has been a real zing chain of events. In any event, Axlerod is creepy and gives children nightmares but he’s not as creepy as this.
